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This is a short play about cats by Leif Wilhelm. It's a great play to put on for your friends. After all, who doesn't love cats?
Katja: I'm so hungry. I could go for a mouse right now.
Loki: Me too. But I don't think there are any mice in this house.
Katja: Maybe we should go outside and look for some.
Loki: Good idea. Let's go!
*Cats run to the door*
Human 1: The cats are bolting!
Human 2: No you do-
*Cats run out the door*
Humans 1 and 2: Cats!
Loki: this is the LIFE! Warm concrete! Delicious bugs
Katja: Grass is so good!
Loki: AAAHHHHHHHH.
Human 2: There they are! *Picks up cats*
Human 1: Bad kitties!
5 Minuets later
Loki: Well, we didn't get mice...
Katja: But we annoyed the humans!