Cat script 

This is a short play about cats by Leif Wilhelm. It's a great play to put on for your friends. After all, who doesn't love cats?

Katja: I'm so hungry. I could go for a mouse right now. 

Loki: Me too. But I don't think there are any mice in this house. 

Katja: Maybe we should go outside and look for some. 

Loki: Good idea. Let's go!

*Cats run to the door*

Human 1: The cats are bolting!

Human 2: No you do-

*Cats run out the door*

Humans 1 and 2: Cats!

Loki: this is the LIFE! Warm concrete! Delicious bugs

Katja: Grass is so good!

Loki: AAAHHHHHHHH.

Human 2: There they are! *Picks up cats*

Human 1: Bad kitties!

5 Minuets later

Loki: Well, we didn't get mice...

Katja: But we annoyed the humans!